As a result Stalin called this meeting in preparation for a massive buildup of spending in the Soviet intelligence arm of the military. Stalin was becoming concerned about foreign spies and their ability to penetrate into the Soviet population. In a private meeting of the highest ranking Soviet politicians and NKVD officials today, a new plan was drawn up for the internal security of the Soviet Union. NKVD officers practicing their pistol skills outside of Moscow. Then Stalin can unveil his strategic military plans for The End of Capitalism! To allow the effects of the alcohol to subside, the meeting will be held in 2 days. With a thunderous applause the half-awake Politburo cheered Stalin and agreed to meet for further planning. But since the world has not followed suit, we will have to liberate them so that they can follow! IT IS OUR DESTINY! The only reason that we exist is to serve as a model example to the world. And the brave mariners of the Red Navy are certainly up to the task. The brave soldiers of the Red Army are up to the task. Capitalism has failed! Perhaps we couldn't fight everybody at once, but if we choose our battles wisely, we can eventually liberate the world. Iosif Stalin: Good one Comrade! But the fact is that a Great Depression has gripped the world for over 6 years now. And besides if we were to succeed, I would be out of a job. But how can we? The capitalist dogs surround us. Vyacheslav Molotov: I agree that we should do this. Since they can not do it themselves, they will need our help! WE must liberate all of the workers in all of the countries of the world! By now, all of the workers of the world should have already been freed! But they have not. Iosif Stalin: Now listen ALL OF YOU! For too long have we sat around and waited for the World Revolution to begin. It was only when Stalin !!!SLAMMED!!! his fists down on the podium that the Poliburo members virtually jumped out of their seats and began to listen. A 1918 Poster: "Have you signed up as a red army volunteer?"
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